Who ever wrote Sneak Peek's file card should have either been sued for false information or won a Newbery. They sure knew how
to talk him up. If you want to see the real file card and ruin the whole point of this site then fine, it's posted
down below but i'm only posting it so that once you read it you'll feel ashamed of yourself like when you found all
your Christmas presents the week before Christmas. (Don't think i forgot about that)
Here's my take on Sneak Peek's file card...
Sneak Peek was always good with a pair of binoculars, that's because he used them every day to watch girls change clothes
in their bedroom. And, that's how he got his name, everyone knew about his reputation and that's because he didn't hide the
fact that he did it. See, Sneak Peek was the chubby, rich, spoiled son of one of the commanding officers and
he thought he could do whatever he wanted. Finally one day Sneak Peek's father had enough of his son not amounting
to anything so he threatened to sign him up for the military. But Sneak Peek would only go if he could be on the
GI Joe team. Again, Sneak Peek was the kind of kid who got whatever he wanted and thought he was the best, so after
pulling some strings, this lazy, never exercising kid was on the GI Joe team. None of the Joes wanted anything to do
with him and they'd do anything they could to not go on recon with him. His suit was put together with gear that was
lying around, the Joes found a beat up motorcycle helmet, an old, too tight gray sweatsuit, an umpire's chest padding,
and some 'accessories', like an M-16, though Sneak Peek was never given bullets, and a telescope that was to big
and heavy for him to move around with.
Here's Sneak Peek's real file card...
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